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sand in the vagina 

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.
Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

sand in the vagina 

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.
Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.
sand in the vagina by BAMFclops November 28, 2009

sand in the vagina 

itchness experianced by the female species when sand enters the female pubic region
just been to the beach and got sand in my block its ichty
sand in the vagina by sweenal April 4, 2005

sand-in-the-vagina 

when the giner is a bit sandy, for various reasons
Damn yo, I've got crazy sand-in-the-vagina, i don't know what to do about it.
sand-in-the-vagina by kdub September 22, 2003

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026