sanchized 

The act of giving or recieving a dirty sanchez.

The young schoolgirl was sanchized for giving the gym teacher dome under the bleechers where her number is now retired. person 1: oh my gosh what on earth happend
person: 2 well i sanchized the bitch, thats what happend, keep staring at me and i'll sanchize you ya dirty little cornhole.

* person 1 runs away*

sanchized by The Red Head May 3, 2005

dirty sanchized 

While having sex doggie style the man inserts his finger or thumb into the girls anus. After he removes the finger(s) from the stink hole he gets an itchy nose and accidentally scratches his nose with the stink finger in which he basically gives himself a dirty sanchez.

While Mike was fucking his girlfriend doggy style he got a nose itch and dirty sanchized himself with the finger he pulled out of her ass.

dirty sanchized by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017

Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

sanitized 

Cleaned. Cleared of all bad things. Clean enough to eat your dinner from.

The toilet was sanitized and was a joy to sit on.

sanitized by kozzoo March 30, 2009

Sanchezel 

Bitch face, ugly, fat, buck-tooth, dumb-ass, walking hobbit, no one likes her, is EXTREMELY nosy, so ugly you cant stand looking at her, lies about having boyfriends because she's so desperate, wants be a whore but can't because she's just that ugly, and a bad friend. just plain eww.

a disgrace to human kind.

person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?

person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.

person one: *cries*

Sanchezel by hajeebthegreat May 2, 2010

schized out 

Derived from the word schizo, is mostly related to either paranoia, or having done too many drugs that cannot be handled.

Can also be used when someone is acting irrationally.

1.When I drank some liquor out of my parents cabinet, I got schized out, that they would find some missing.

2. I smoked so much of that heady shit that I got schized out and thought everyone was looking at me... at all the times.

3. One day Jo was all lovey dovey with me, then the next day he schized out and said I was a crazy bitch... yeah I'M the one who's crazy.

schized out by Ima Fox April 28, 2012

Sanchize 

The decision of Jets ownership to name Mark Sanchez as the franchise quarterback thus ensuring the ruination of the team.

All of the NFL now trembles in fear of the Sanchize.

Sanchize by jetsfan1234 December 8, 2012