n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009
1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.
2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*
2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.
Guy2: *barfs*
2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.
by lawlcakes999 September 11, 2007
Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell
by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 9, 2021
Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!
by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008
the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 14, 2011
A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.
by julibooli August 10, 2020
well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!
by wetspongecrosscountry October 16, 2010