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1.
A beautiful people and culture from the Polynesian islands of Samoa and American Samoa. Many Samoans excel in sports, music, government, and other aspects of society. Samoans are very family oriented and have a rich history of tradition and pride. Religion is an integral part of daily life and plays an important role in family values. Most Samoans are Christians and the official religion of Samoa is Christianity. The first definition is from a jealous a**hole and those who agree with that person is on the same boat with that hater.
Samoans are a beautiful people.
by bob1461 July 11, 2008
 
2.
Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.
Random guys: What's up
Samoans: Nothing really, im about to workout, football season is coming up!
by BayAreaReppin March 02, 2010
 
3.
Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living
Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans
by Dangerous G March 28, 2004
 
4.
A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.
Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.
by asskicker April 05, 2005
 
5.
A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).
"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"
by Siroma-bear September 13, 2004
 
6.
The act of taking girl scout Samoa cookies and shoving them inside a girl scout's vagina until she moans uncontrollably with pleasure or displeasure.
I Samoan'd that bitch so hard, she won't be selling cookies for awhile.
by PimpDaddyCP March 01, 2012
 
7.
An aggressive, overly-staunch, arrogant barbarian. They are pack animals and will corrupt any place they go. Some say they are friendly. This is perhaps because they are so loud and will always snigger at the most obstinate running jokes. Not just american samoans are like this, they all are.
A samoan walks into a classy wine bar because the corrupt bouncer is his brother. He walks out of the bar with a court sentence and the bar has a $700 repair bill.
by Jed Sanders March 13, 2008