1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.
1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
by superfreak69 September 22, 2004
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Expansive esp. when a less expansive alternative is (or should be) available.
Timmy: Damn! That's a fancy sammich.

or
Sally: I really like the blue one, but that's a fancy sammich. I better get the green one.
by FancySammich01 November 12, 2010
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A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier
don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.
by Brett Watson March 15, 2006
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Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.
When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.
by Felicia Morgan January 3, 2008
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"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet
dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho
by neoconraisedliberal May 27, 2005
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invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption
by Mykreed September 10, 2011
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A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.
My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!
by Tonyaguas January 12, 2011
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