Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.
Person 2: OMG
Person 2: OMG
by Obv troll is obvious October 2, 2020
A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.
by dinosaursgorawr March 12, 2008
When one sleeps in between two members of the opposite sex in a bed. More prevalent in sleeping, it also applies for dancing, picture taking, etc...
by dgprice54 February 20, 2007
by DGAR February 26, 2005
A meal made of meats or spreads, generally placed between two slices of leaven grain product. (exception sometimes one slice of leaven grain product is used resulting in a open faced sammich.
by Hoth20 June 7, 2004
Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack
by Irishninja 01 March 31, 2011
A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!
I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...
I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
by T-pain McAwesome January 6, 2011