Samiring these balls across ur face
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by Candice Samir May 17, 2021
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Samir is someone who can be awfully annoying, incredibly funny, kind of harsh with his loved ones but it's all still cute. At the same time he's extremely handsome, all the girls fall for him and his banging personality. He is someone who is always there for you when your upset, happy or going through any type of emotion. He's the one person you can always trust no matter what! He'll comfort you all the way and try his best to help you get through all your shit. He has a huge heart(almost as huge as his dick) and will give you a fair chance. He doesn'l let anyone walk over him or his beloved ones. Samir is honestly the best person in the entire world and everyone wants a man like Samir.
Girl: Samir you don't understand how much shit through I'm going through right now! :(
Samir: Don't worry I'm here for you, just let it all out. Plus you know I'm always here for you, any day any time anywhere x
Girl: (IN HER HEAD... I wish he was my man, he so damn caring!!)
by IoriYagamy4000 November 24, 2021
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A 12 Guage shotgun wielded by Samir in Tom Clancy's The Division 2, Samir can be identified through his iconic green kenkesse t-shirt and by his pure will to stomp enemies 300 feet from him
Oh shit its Samir and Samir's shotgun, that dude stomps enemies up to 10000 feet away!
by Samir's Shotgun December 11, 2019
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Samir is always a name for a person with a big heart. Samir will always be there for you, loyal to the end. Patient and with a strong mentality, you can always count on Samir. Even if you hurt him, he will still try and help you. Samir can love very deep but once you lose him he is gone forever.
Girlfriend 1: “What happened with Samir?”
Girlfriend 2: “After our breakup, he texted me that he got me a job interview. Samir has a heart of gold…”
by alxmtv November 23, 2021
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An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.
Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.
by Nathan Reich April 21, 2008
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A great friend who will always listen when you need him to. He'll have deep conversations with you at anytime of the day or night. He's the type of person you can start talking to at like 9 or 10 and then talk to until 1 or 2.

He's someone who you can reject and then get rejected by and still love him.

He may have a not to happy past, but it's because of his pain that he makes sure no one else has to be sad or go through anything alone if he can help it.

He may not be the most popular boy, but he can really mean a lot to the people he opens up to
Me: I like Samir... I have for a while now
Friend: Really? Him?

Me: Yes him.

In my head: He's amazing and I love him
by Idek_anything_anymore August 23, 2021
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A term used to describe a roid head of moroccan descent. Samir nouri's usually ride around their 100kg of body weight on a 125 cc moped. They are usually addicted to skuds and love protein powder, their diet consists of stella and chicken wraps.
Look at that Samir nouri zooming down the road on his ped
by Zsombor Csobor October 15, 2021
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