4 definitions by Samir's Shotgun

A true battle of titans,any blows traded by them make the very earth quake, God himself hides because he is scared of these two their power is unrivaled and unequaled when the fight is decided a new king will be crowned and all will tremble in awe
im nervous, myriad and carlile have been getting more and more restless a fight is bound to break out soon the very world will shatter at the first blow may god help us all the myriad vs carlile fight will shape our very earth
by Samir's Shotgun December 11, 2019
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A group of true professionals who pride themselves on the suffering of others, well known across all games including Counter Strike: Global Offensive, DayZ, and Rainbow Six Siege. Known as the scourge of the USONIA DayZ server, the Bagley Bandits dethroned the peasants known as the Elektro Police Force who were never to be seen again.
Person 1: I got bound and tortured in the Elektro Police Station today, I lost all my gear too
Person 2: Was it the Bagley Bandits?
Person 1: Yeah, I feel psychologically abused after what they put me through
by Samir's Shotgun July 2, 2019
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A 12 Guage shotgun wielded by Samir in Tom Clancy's The Division 2, Samir can be identified through his iconic green kenkesse t-shirt and by his pure will to stomp enemies 300 feet from him
Oh shit its Samir and Samir's shotgun, that dude stomps enemies up to 10000 feet away!
by Samir's Shotgun December 11, 2019
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when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.
Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)
by Samir's Shotgun May 17, 2023
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