(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 02, 2007
Top Definition
Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.
Can you make me a samich?
by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001
a sandwich made on command
make me a samich woman!
by kikiriki May 10, 2008
What mom calls sandwiches.
We could bring some samiches.
by Brian Johnson February 08, 2005
An alternate form of way to say sandwich, also used by gir on the show invader zim
"Hi floor make me a samich!!"
by yaksmanofages September 07, 2007
The urban way of saying the word Sandwich.
Motherfucka, you aae my motherfuckin samich!!
by Chez chizzil mynizzil April 24, 2003
IUP's Best Late Night Food Joint.
It's 3 AM are you hungry? Let's go to Steel City for some huge Samiches.
by Steel City Samiches January 11, 2013
A sound that neanderthals used instead of the real word - "sandwich" - because of their inability to speak properly due to the underdevelopment of their cerebral cortexes. In modern day, the sound is still commonly used by beings of generally low intelligence that lack the ability to differentiate between clever wordplay and blatantly stupid trends.
"Ooh ooh, ah ah, Congo wan eat banana samich!"
by majamo August 09, 2007

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