a preparation useful for the treatment of butthurt, usually required after having one's feelings hurt in various forums. Often needed when forum poster is also making a glass swan.
People who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alien ass salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total asshats.
by Meanie393 June 14, 2009
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
by Warsaw Knuckles October 9, 2022
A Salv is someone who is VERY hypocritical, someone who says they hate snowflakes, yet is a MAJOR snowflake, will bring up old insults or tell you to insult them just for the fun of it. They are almost always making sex jokes and never giving a fuck about what anyone thinks of them. A Salv will be a major simp to the only person that DOESNT like them.
Emmy: Dude hes is so in love with me
Lex: He's such a Salv
Emmy: Ikr
Lex: pls never date him again hes so weird
Lex: He's such a Salv
Emmy: Ikr
Lex: pls never date him again hes so weird
by LEXYTHEGREAT April 17, 2022
Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
by The all knowing I June 16, 2022
Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017
Hobson's salve is a type of cream that goes on minor injuries to help them heal. Hobson's salve is found as 1st aid to Doran, the adventurer under King Lucan in the 'Secrets of Deltora' by Emily Rodda.
'You've got a bad scratch on your arm...best use Hobson's salve on that to help the healing process.'
by Captain_Felix April 25, 2021