A seasoned man, wise beyond his years, who is earthy, witty, pungent with manliness (salty if licked) and able to kick some ass should the situation renders itself necessary (like a drunken sailor).
Do not think: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey
Salty Women include: Madonna, Cher, Mae West, Joan Jet, Queen Latifa
Mike Ross gets really salty when he loses in friendlies.
I'm hella salty that Combofiend got 4th at Evo yesterday.
My mom made me stay home and clean my room so I couldn't go to the party. I was so salty.