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saltknocker 

1) A cosmetics sales representative that sells Dead Sea beauty products in the mall.(usually an Israeli)

2) An annoying and harassing vender working at a public place.
"Hey girl, lets go to the mall and have some fun..." "No way, those saltknockers annoy the hell out of me, lets go to the library instead."
saltknocker by Colt Hershly February 28, 2009
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shitknocker 

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners
dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker
shitknocker by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

Shitknockers

Expletive used to show dismay, anger or contempt. Similar in use to “fuck” but a less severe expression.
"Oh, dude, you have just run over that cat!"
"Shitknockers I think that was my Neighbours"
" Oh shit, you will have to go and tell them"
Shitknockers by acl551 June 7, 2009

snotknockers 

1. Two parties looking to beat each other up, or 'knock the snot out of them', whether it be 2 fighters, 2 sports teams, etc.
2. What a woman has once someone sneezes on her chest.
"The Skins and Eagles are both snotknockers tonight - they just came to crush eachother and see how many players they could take down!"

"Achoooo!" "Damn, did you have to sneeze on my tits?!" "Haha, now they're snotknockers!"
snotknockers by RikkiPG October 2, 2007

stalknocker 

anyone who is cock hungry and abusive with the cock
I have to see a doctor now because your mom is a stalknocker
stalknocker by dudemanguy talkalock December 11, 2010

Slutknocker 

(1) A woman with major cleavage showing.
(2) Glen Beck.
(1) *Commercial is playing. Lady with major cleavage showing*
Granny - "What a slutknocker."

(2) Person A - "God, he's such a douch."
Person B - "He's a slutknocker."
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