say SALTS instead of lol or lmao. SALTS means (smiled a little than stoped ๐Ÿ™ƒ) itโ€™s perfect!
Jeff: hey man wanna see this meme!? (Insert meme)
You: SALTS ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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A slang term for vagina or an extremely attractive female.
"Man, I got salt last night at that party."

"I'm gonna get laid tomorrow, I can't wait to taste her salt."

"Damn, that girl is so salty. I'm going to get her number."
by AfroNinjaStayingSalty August 30, 2012
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Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.
"Quit throwing S-A-L-T all over my G-A-M-E!"
by Ryan March 4, 2005
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To infringe upon someone elses man/woman.
"Is that guy salting my game or what?"
by Kyle January 8, 2004
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when someone does something very stupid or is proven wrong in a situation. Almost like you just poured salt on a wound and made it a whole lot worse for your self. or a shorter way was saying, "wow you just totally inSALTed your self"
(after bob tripped over a rock)
Jane: ohhh salt!
bob: shut up
by skanymcmofo October 30, 2003
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A synonym for the term 'You just got owned!'
Josh- Well Averie, you are just a big lying skank with no friends and I just wanted to let you that the guy you cheated on me with has herpes.

Everybody in hearing range- OOOOOOOOH SALT
by ToniTheTiger May 13, 2011
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