Salsa Fucked

When you make nachos only to find out that you have no salsa left and therefore making your nachos useless.

Bob (with huge plate of nachos): " Where is the Salsa?"

Lisa: "Oh I finished it yesterday"

Bob: "I cant believe you just salsa fucked me!"

by nachomanorama December 6, 2008

Salsa Fucked

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked.

by Robocoke August 18, 2008

Salsa Fucked

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

by cpcecil December 6, 2008

Salsa Fucked

The act of lathering salsa on your penis, and having sexual intercourse with someones anus.

Zack-"So did you salsa fuck her?"
Hunter-"HELLZ YEAH I SALSA FUCKED THE SHIT OUTA HER TILL SHE WAS BLEEDIN SALSA."

by The Real Phil Collins December 11, 2008

Salsa Fucked

The common sexual fantasy of having a sexy Latino woman rub salsa all over your naked body before having sex with you.

The only reason I enrolled in Spanish class was for the moment when I am to be Salsa Fucked.

by Nickuhcrazy December 11, 2008

salsa fucked

to be prepared for something and then you are unable to fulfil your desire (refered to oftenly to being unable to get the salsa at the dinner table)

expecting a snowday on the next day

nick- "dude ima pull an all nighter, if we end up havin school tomorrow im so salsa fucked"

ryan- "yea havin school would fuck us over"

by the untamable beast January 29, 2009