saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

saltining by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

salmoning 

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

salmoning by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

saddening 

The collective noun for an assembled group of vegans

Restaurant manager to new waitress: Can you attend to the saddening at table 10, they look like they're ready to order.
New Waitress: Sure, which one is table 10 again?
Manager: The quiet table in the corner with people wearing "meat is murder" tee-shirts.

saddening by HisBeariness April 6, 2021

salmoning 

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

salmoning by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

semening 

The act of secreating, or shooting of semen.

She screamed loudly while I was semening, causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.

semening by AL KILL YOU September 7, 2008

Salmoning 

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

Salmoning by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

saddeningly 

It simply means 'sad'. It makes you sad.

You know you like something but it makes you sad to know that you cant have it.

That girl looked saddeningly beautiful.

saddeningly by Kylohicks August 2, 2010