Someone that is pretty dopey.
Hey you! Stop acting like a Saladpuncher, and come over here and pick up this mess!
by steve h flavas May 08, 2003
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Punching someone in the anus, most commonly when they're expecting a salad toss.
"Jenny was gonna toss my salad, but she hit me right in the sphincter" "oh, she's a saladpuncher?" "what?"
by jonny2007 May 21, 2007