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Salad-Finger 

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm
Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
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Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!
Salad-Finger by Awesomeee February 28, 2008

salad finger 

to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.
I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom

Salad finger 

Finger banging a chicks ass!
Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v

finger salad 

When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.
After betting him that he couldn't, Rachel convinced him to give her a finger salad.
finger salad by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006

saladfingered 

To undertake a project as briefed only to be dragged into the office to get at various stages of work to be told how embarrassed & disappointed your MD is of you, even though you did exactly as you were told.

Richard... can i see you in my office!... ''we have had comments from the golf club those changing benches you designed look like scaffolding poles!'' ''yeah i know, you told me to make them out of steel & gave me a budget of £3 so i asked the builders to knock them up out of the old scaffold... we saved £250!''''I am very disappointed Richard!'' ''Send Peter in when you see him, He's trying to extort 50p a mile out of me!''''Pete.. MD wants to see you.. youre gona get saladfingered!''
saladfingered by R JS December 30, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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