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Latter Day’ed a Saint

Preferred usage of “Latter Day’ed a Mormon (LDM)” among members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and the 12 Apostates. If you have to ask, you don't get it.
She was looking good and I told her so; next thing you know the sun was rising over the redrock and I’ll be damned if I hadn’t Latter Day’ed a Saint under the Full Beaver Moon.

arm of a saint 

As Bob watched his drunk girlfriend make out with another girl, he could feel the heat in his member. He soon got an arm of a saint.
arm of a saint by arrima tu prima September 5, 2006

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ... 

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

Not a baddie but a SEINT 

A Hero who fight's the forces of EVIL!
Honour is "Not a baddie but a SEINT"!

Saint Lil Asius 

A saint from the 17th Century who was famed for having an obessions with the Lady Jennie of the House of Kim. He wrote world-renowned hymns such as “Lady Jennie is the Fairest of all the Kims” and “Corona Plague dissertation”. He also covered many popular songs of the time. He was also part of the Force of the Indies until he was kicked due to discord among members.
Person 1: Doth thou recall Saint Lil Asius
Person 2: Aye, His fair hymns echo in my ear