Saggy left nut 

1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.

2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.

1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?

2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.

Saggy left nut by The Killer Squirrel August 25, 2010

saggy nuts

saggy nuts, Noun, one (Male) with a saggy, low hanging nutsack. Attractive to some, most others including myself. Not so much.

Guy 1: Holy hell, did you see Jim and his saggy nuts? His balls sag so low!

saggy nuts by PenisPrick July 26, 2019

Saggy Nutbag

1. The greatest website on this side of the internet. An original comic strip like no other.

2. Warm, relaxed state of your testicles on a summer's afternoon. This is the ideal state of a scrotum to perform any nuts-to-face moves.

Dude! I went to www.saggynutbag.com and laughed until my anus turned blue!

My Saggy Nutbag is too saggy! I tried stuffing it in Cynthia's mouth but I still have extra skin spilling out!

Saggy Nutbag by saggynutbag September 3, 2009

soggy nuts 

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.

Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx

soggy nuts by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017

Soggy-nutter 

The act of a man placing his testicle in the foreskin of an uncircumsided man while the uncircumsized man masurbates onto the other man's testicle.

"Dude let's go give each other soggy nutters after we finnish this crispy chicken salad"

"Soggy-nutters are thee fucking best shizzle since the sixty-nizzle"

Soggy-nutter by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Soggy Nutter Butter 

When you get a blender, you cum all in it and then you shit in it and then mix it up and stick your dick in it so it sticks to your dick. Some girls like it this way!

Joe: Hey man this girl wants a Soggy Nutter Butter. Can i borrow your blender?

Dustin: Sorry I need it tonight for my chick.

Soggy Nutter Butter by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

The soggy Nutella in your fridge 

Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..

It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.

Oh how frightening it is indeed.

Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.

The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.

You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.

You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.

Hey Sam, can i borrow The Soggy Nutella in your fridge? It’s for an experiment!

The soggy Nutella in your fridge by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019