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Charles II

Charles II, otherwise known as El Hechizado (The Hexed) or The Bewitched. Was the final Habsburg ruler of Spain, best known for his physical and mental disabilities. Most notably his face. Believed to be caused by the past 16 generations of inbreeding, he was also incapable of knocking up his two mistresses and died heirless in 1700. Beginning the war of the Spanish Succession, don't knock up your niece/uncle kids.

Guy 1: Holy crap, Charles II's Face looks like a foot!

by PenisPrick July 18, 2019

Slaughterama

A BRUTAL weekly game show hosted on Television by GWAR where people from ALL walks of life with a shit, miserable life barely worth living go to test their luck. Being asked questions for a certain prize to singlehandedly recover their waste of a life. If not answered quick enough; they're fucking killed ON STAGE in various ways, AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

"𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢"
"𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚"

"𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖!"
"𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖!"
"𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖!"

Guy 1: Jim! GWAR's Slaughterama is premiering tonight!
Guy 2: I know! can't wait to see the next cast of poor sods win or be brutally disposed of live on air.
Guy 1: Same here, SLAUGHTERAMA!

by PenisPrick September 11, 2019

saggy nuts

saggy nuts, Noun, one (Male) with a saggy, low hanging nutsack. Attractive to some, most others including myself. Not so much.

Guy 1: Holy hell, did you see Jim and his saggy nuts? His balls sag so low!

by PenisPrick July 26, 2019