tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.

My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

The Masters Softie by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017

Thumb in a softie 

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Softie 

1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.

"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."

Softie by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

thumbing in a softie by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

So-Safied 

Being hit with a penis swung like a baseball bat..

He hit me so hard with that dick, i was Sammy

So-Safied..

So-Safied by Mizz jackson if ya nasty August 28, 2020

satiety attack 

when u binge on a huge meal and afterward you're overwhelmed by remorse and tell yourself you'll never touch another morsel of food again

On the way back from the gym I pigged out at Burger King and then I went home and had this massive satiety attack.

satiety attack by Mas y Menos July 12, 2010