9 definitions by Jared Ellis
Crack addict: Where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread?
Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.
Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.
by Jared Ellis October 10, 2007
Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored.
Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.
Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.
Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.
Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.
by Jared Ellis February 26, 2008
Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
by Jared Ellis January 17, 2008
The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.
Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite.
Chick: Umm sure?
(produces elephant man)
Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?
Chick: Umm sure?
(produces elephant man)
Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008
The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.
1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.
2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.
2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008
Example 1:Ive been tooting the rocks (smoking crack) all evening and im one razzed hobo,
Guy1: Hey lets hit the town tonight, get razzed and sleep with a hooker,
Guy2: No thanks, last time i got razzed i woke up beside another bloke.
Guy1: What a player.
Guy1: Hey lets hit the town tonight, get razzed and sleep with a hooker,
Guy2: No thanks, last time i got razzed i woke up beside another bloke.
Guy1: What a player.
by Jared Ellis May 17, 2007
Someone who takes credit for a source of fame or honour they did not create, also may refer to someone who jumps into a situation at the last moment and claims precedence.
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey dude check out this new word ive created, ive spent goddamn weeks on it.
Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?
Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.
Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.
President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.
Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.
Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?
Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.
Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.
President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.
Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.
by Jared Ellis October 10, 2007