belt-and-suspenders man 

A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)

Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".

belt-and-suspenders man by Rex Cavendish February 9, 2005

sexspenders 

Black suspenders worn by Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. Named sexspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex.

Rob no longer wears the sexspenders because Kellan Lutz borrowed them and stretched them out at a convention.

sexspenders by MPWastingMorn September 30, 2009

Sansgender 

without gender

If the world were sansgender it would be harder to categorize humans in order to discriminate against them.

Sansgender by avwright June 14, 2019

Rainbow suspenders 

Suspenders that have the colors of the rainbow.

Homer: "So, how 'bout those rainbow suspenders, huh? Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?"

Rainbow suspenders by Shady51 March 23, 2004

suspenders 

the best addition to any outfit
great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs

everyone wears suspenders
if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass

suspenders by the guy who wrote this April 24, 2006

Jesus with suspenders! 

An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.

"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"

Jesus with suspenders! by gid13 May 11, 2009

snake's suspenders 

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

snake's suspenders by Noh Panse October 30, 2007