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He is the former dictator and oppressor of Iraq. For twenty years he tortured and murdered people all over Iran and Iraq. Until the late 1980's he was seen as the lesser of two evils by the US compared to Iran. Then he tried to bite the hand that fed him. He got stomped. Twelve years later he got stomped again hiding and developing illegal weapons, the bad treatment of his people, being a general skid mark and dissing W (you don't diss W, he comes from Texas, they invented death and asskicking).

The French sided with him against the US, Britons, Aussies etc because He was the number one supplier of oil to France (it's all about the oil with those frogs). He sold oil to the French at really low prices in the oil for food program, however no food ever showed up, just cash for Saddam. Note: The French are the only nation to have their asses kicked by Algeria.

Other Europeans were against us because they were bullied by France and Germany with the threat of not being allowed into NATO.

Democrats just hate W and will do or say anything, no matter how dumb.

The Germans have had their asses kicked enough that not even the grand children of the once great German war machine are willing to fight for anything.

Nevertheless, no matter what those parties say W still sent in the boys to Ike Saddam and his Camel Droppings of an Army.

It is common for Frenchmen, Germans, some Europeans and De
Saddam Hussein claimed to be a valiant warrior who will crush the American Army. Where is Saddam now? I guess he is only good for torturing little kids. Whatta douche.
by Tbone July 03, 2003
 
1.
Evil incarnation of the Mario Brothers, also goes by the name "Wario" has been known to terrorize the country of Iraq and the Mushroom Kingdom, resides in Bagdhad, Tikrit, Drain Pipes, and The cloud level.
Saddam and Mario look like the same guy..
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
 
2.
Satan's annoying lover on South Park.
Satan: *seeing Saddam raise a dildo* Oh c'mon, you know that's inappropriate.
Saddam: C'mon! It's fake! *throws out dildo*
by dj gs68 July 07, 2003
 
3.
The guy on South Park that likes to fuck Satan.
by fedzMONKER July 03, 2003
 
4.
Tyrannical dictator who brought himself to power amid a power struggle between the Baathists and the royal family who ruled Iraq originally.

Saddam Hussein opressed his people with an iron fist comparable to that of Hitler and his Nazis.

Saddam Hussein supported the Palestinian terror groups such as Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Yasser Arafat himself who kill innocent civilians (both Israeli and Palestinian) and then whine about Isreal. Saddam may not have been connected to the attacks of September 11th, 2001, but he did have ties to Al Queda and trained and funded various Al Queda terrorists. This inhcluded Ramsi Youself, the mastermind behind the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center.

True, the US supported him when Iran became an enemy, but that was under the principle of "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." But during that era, Britain, France and Germany also supported him, as did Russia and China, so claiming that he was put into power by the US and that the US alone supported him is completely and utterly false (this goes double for the leftists and euro-whiners complaining about the issue here and not doing any real research to get the facts).

Saddam Hussein used the UN's Oil for Food program for his own ends, starving his own people and France and Germany opposed the war because they had huge oil investments with Saddam Hussein. If the US was really after the oil, we would have simply bought it from him instead of going through the trouble of invading (once again that goes double for the clueless europeans and liberals).

Saddam did have weapons of mass destruction. He gassed his own people and refused to disarm them despite a TWELVE YEAR EFFORT by the to pressure him into disarming. Right now, the American and Polish forces are regularly uncovering nerve gas that he was supposed to destroy.
Now Saddam is in custody and will be executed soon.
by I_Hate_Liberals September 08, 2004
 
5.
Ex-dictator of Iraq whom today was sentenced to death by hanging.
Saddam Hussein was one of history's most terrible dictators.
by stan21 November 05, 2006
 
6.
Is in US custody.
I hid in a spider hole and got caught with 3/4 of a million USD. And had a gun, but didnt use it.
by Rodney Hamburg December 14, 2003
 
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1.) The brutal dictator who ruled Iraq for over two full decades. He was notorious for horribly abusing, goring, and punishing his people when they DARED to have an opinion like normal human beings. He usually had his henchmen carry out these terrible deeds, as he was too cowardly to do it himself.
2.) The demented, evil, asshole-of-a homosexual boyfriend of Satan on the infamous cartoon South Park.
3.) The guy who has posted some really messed-up, sick, but HILARIOUS stories on www.Joke-Pages.com. If you have a twisted and/or sick sense of humor, then I highly recommend these jokes for you.
As Saddam had some of his henchmen gouge the protestor's eyes out, he gave it hard to his gay boyfriend Satan, right after he posted another weird confusing story on Joke-pages.com
by Damyankee October 25, 2004