Scrotography 

Noun. The stealthy art of "hanging out" in the background for all your buddy's wedding pictures in such a way as to ensure his wife will never speak to you again. At least the wedding album won't be boring.

The photographic mementos of Martha's special day were forever ruined by her husband's asshole college pal, Willy, in yet another tragic case of ambush scrotography.

Scrotography by nabbott June 2, 2009

Sackatography 

The viscosity of male genitalia when rubbed furiously over a given surface, such as Bombur's beard.

1. Day Day's genitals, when rubbed on anything will create a pitch so low that God will come smite him for being gay.

2. The sackatography of Bombur's beard, if lit on fire with a butane lighter and mixed with Dax's nuts will cause massive Ozone burning. Winter will be a thing of the past.

Sackatography by Neverending Pasta Bowl March 29, 2009

scotography 

Images which Scott takes of various men and children. Also known as "Scott's life"

Yo man got any more of that there Scotography.

scotography by Sampson January 24, 2003

scrotography 

the art of politicians shooting, then emailing their privates to their constituents.

Several women had a private showing of scrotography by Rep. Weiner last week.

scrotography by gbcleve December 7, 2011