Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

Tiger's Wood by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

Sam's Wood 

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.

"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM

Sam's Wood by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011

Trucker's wood 

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.

Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....

Trucker's wood by Trollstoy May 21, 2013

Tiger's Wood

The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.

Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.

Tiger's Wood by sike moda December 8, 2009

prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.

Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.

prepper's wood by Orionnoir March 29, 2020

Tiger's Wood

When you cheat on your wife many times and she catches you "Getting It On".

Last week, my friend got divorced because he was caught having "Tiger's Wood" with a co-worker.

Tiger's Wood by STAN MAN! April 19, 2010

Yarl's Wood 

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.

I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.

Yarl's Wood by Bitumen June 14, 2016