Fergie's Watch 

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

Fergie's Watch by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010

Let's watch who shot who 

To watch the evening news in Atlanta GA

It's 5 o'clock, turn the channel and let's watch who shot who

Let's watch who shot who by bubber999 March 22, 2010

grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's

Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...

grandfather's watch by The real Kyda August 11, 2010

Ay Let's Watch A Movie! 

When a French teacher decides to watch Ratatouille with her class despite there being exam blocks in 2 lessons that literally decide half of the student's fucking ATAR score.

AY WE'VE GOT 3 LESSONS UNTIL EXAMS WE NEED TO GET ONTO SOME WORK
*LITERALLY 5 SECONDS LATER*
OLIVER QUIET! AY LET'S WATCH A MOVIE!

Ay Let's Watch A Movie! by Grevoble May 18, 2021

Joel's Watch 

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

Joel's Watch by gotgolf72 September 23, 2008

Calculator Watch's 

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.

"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.

Calculator Watch's by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019

Force Zero to watch Betilla's eyes day 

On december 4 you can force @ reploidfrom21XX to watch Betilla NSFW and he cant do nothing about it

Tonight will be the force Zero to watch Betilla's eyes day

Force Zero to watch Betilla's eyes day by Bass from au November 6, 2023