Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend 

A term coined by social media influencer, Vishranth Ramsway, to describe a three day period (a weekend) in which a man sleeps with one of three different women on each day (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).

Bro I can’t believe I just had Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend, and they were all from Hinge!

Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend by notVishranthRamsway March 31, 2023

Nobody's Perfect 

1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.

2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.

"You don't understand... I'm a man!"

"Well, nobody's perfect."

Nobody's Perfect by Nobodyinparticular June 6, 2007

Ramsey's Perfect Burger 

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"

Ramsey's Perfect Burger by anonymous November 1, 2021

Poet’s perfect wife 

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

Poet’s perfect wife by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022

Nobody’s perfect

An excuse to continue on your bullshit.

Yes, I steal, I’m mean, and I treat people like shit, but nobody’s perfect.

Nobody’s perfect by Excuses people give February 11, 2025

B.S. Perfect 

Boy Scout perfect. One who can go into the woods with a toothpick and a knife and make the next Mall of America.

Person 1 - "Wow! Thomas made a perfect fort!"
Person 2 - "I know, he's definately B.S. Perfect."

B.S. Perfect by Dictionary_Master October 9, 2008