Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE's) 

The best fraternity in the world.

Damn, those TKE's are badass, they floated 12 kegs in an hour.

Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE's) by Freddy March 7, 2005

kapitza's pendulum 

The periodic movement of the Indian male genitalia before engaging into Kamasutra-type sexual intercourse as part of the corresponding religious ritual.

Indian dude 1: "Why is Mittal standing naked in front of Ansa shaking left and right? Was the curry she made too spicy?"

Indian dude 2: "No, he is just getting ready to make love to Ansa using the kapitza's pendulum method as described in Kamasutra chapter 5."

kapitza's pendulum by discodelyoso86 January 23, 2014

Kaposi's sarcoma 

A disease, caused by a form of the herpes virus, that puts tumors on the skin. Because it appears most often in patients with advanced HIV disease, it is a form of CAIDS.

Pavel managed to hide his AIDS well until he got Kaposi's sarcoma.

Kaposi's sarcoma by Pino P March 13, 2010

Kaphf's bowl 

A guy with a bowl cut who usually is salty and on his man period

"Damn have you seen Kaphf's bowl?"

Kaphf's bowl by _Dat_Boi__ September 5, 2016

Kaplan's Law 

The law that any discussion on the internet that goes in long enough will result in someone claiming that the US Civil War wasn't about slavery.

(long discussion about the BLM and Blue Lives flags and what they mean to people)
Soffy22: Well how would you feel about a confederate flag?
Merlyn2: There's so much propaganda about that, starting with how the Civil War was about States' Rights, and not slavery.
Maddox: AND THERE WE GO ... Kaplan's Law.

Kaplan's Law by MaddKap May 15, 2022

dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

dick skap by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012

Skape 

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

Skape by Krakky McKraken July 27, 2006