that's corporate 

That's important. That's chill. That's pretty big. That's cool.

I'm studying abroad next semester! Oh that's corporate.

I got a brand new sweater for my birthday! That's so corporate.

that's corporate by Björn Hausaufgaben December 27, 2011

U S Queerine corps 

any institution that bullies you into cutting your hair or shaving your face; from a slang term for the texas prison system

"I did five years flat in the U S Queerine Corps, TDCJ."

U S Queerine corps by W J Estelle February 9, 2024

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

The U.S. Marine Corps by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020

corporate alzheimer's 

Just as a document created with a new version of a software cannot be read by the older version of the same software, extremely old documents sometimes cannot be read by the new versions of the software that initially created them. When this happens in a company such that the company cannot access its own aging data, the company is said to have corporate alzheimer's. The term was coined by chief open source officer Simon Phipps of Sun Microsystems while advocating the creation of a baseline standard for documents that would ensure that old data remains accessable.

Boss - "Johnson! I thought I told you to have the 1992 annual report on my desk this morning! Where is it?"
Scared but blameless employee - "Not my fault, sir. The document won't open cause it's too old. Looks like we've got corporate alzheimer's..."

corporate alzheimer's by chilli weasel December 19, 2005

10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass 

When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame

Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass by JenJen2.0 October 24, 2010

U.S. Marine Corps 

U.S. Army No. 2 or U.S. Army LITE. An arrogant and overrated "branch" of the U.S. military which has no real need to exist since their job can be & is already mostly done by the Army, Navy and Air Force. Despite being called "The Few, The Proud" there are over 200,000 Marines, which is bigger than a lot of countries armed forces. Their specialization is Amphibious Warfare, despite the FACT that the U.S. Army has taken part in more amphibious landings such as Normandy and in the Pacific in WWII.

The USMC is also vastly inferior to other Marine forces around the world such as the British Royal Marine Commandos who are not only much fewer in number but trained a lot longer and harder. The USMC is too big and bloated to be considered "elite".

The popularity of the USMC only exists because of it's famous boot camp and movies like Full Metal Jacket.

Join the U.S. Marine Corps if you are easily persuaded by propaganda, you get hard watching R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, and you want to be treated like shit and a child throughout your enlistment. Join the U.S. Army if you want to be treated like an adult, have your own choice of MOS, decent equipment and a bigger choice of jobs.

U.S. Marine Corps by RawrRiot1992 November 27, 2012

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. 

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, March 4, 2024