Søren 

Søren equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He is the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.

Søren ? He is OMNIPOTENT

Søren by Thakrage March 2, 2011

Søren 

fat

Søren = fat

Søren by Mothafuckrerer February 2, 2022

Søren 

Basically a ginger kid with a small penis and loves watching gay porn all the time.
Søren loves watching gay porn all day because he is gay.

Miki: "Søren is watching gay porn again"
Kristoffer: "Yea, he just showed me his tiny Penis"
Miki: "He is such a Søren"

Søren by Bøsserøv123 April 5, 2017

Søren 

Søren is a scandinavian given name. The name became popular in the Middle Ages, and was often given to a true warrior. In today's scandinavian you think of a shyboy when you hear the name Søren. A guy that gets quiet around beautiful women or the guy who mumbles when he is going to speak in front of the class. this has given the broverp "don't be a Søren" which means you are talking good about yourself, but when it all comes to an end you're just a loser

Son: Today i'm gonna try all the big slides in the waterpark
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren

Søren by Stuffi September 19, 2018

Søren 

Søren is a scandinavian given name. The name became popular in the Middle Ages, and was often given to a true warrior. In today's scandinavian you think of a shyboy when you hear the name Søren. A guy that gets quiet around beautiful women or the guy who mumbles when he is going to speak in front of the class. this has given the broverp "don't be a Søren" which means you are talking good about yourself, but when it all comes to an end you're just a loser

Son: Today i'm gonna try all the big slides in the waterpark
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren

Søren by Stuffi February 26, 2019

Søren 

An amazing and handsome person who won’t ever let you down. He will always cheer you up and has the biggest heart off all people. He is really rare but you will know that you found him when you just have chemistry from day one.

Me falling in love after first sight; “Look at that guy over there. I have the strange feeling that he has to be my soulmate so his name has to be Søren!”

Søren by KnowsItAll27 August 4, 2021

Søren 

He's the type of guy to get into a conversation with but as he will never finish you would have to just walk off.Hes the type of guy to fall in love with but after a couple minutes you might start to fret. He's the type of guy to be really funny but take it too far. He's the type of guy to start something and never finish until success.

"Oh that Søren over there yep, I just had to leave him" "why?" "Because he wouldn't stop making jokes about the same thing neither stop talking" "Ah"

Søren by Guy Man Dude Joe Geezer November 4, 2021