father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012

playing with the bishop's nephew 

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

playing with the bishop's nephew by pat seick February 5, 2010

Blackbeard's nephew 

If a woman becomes obese and starts growing facial hair

Dude, did you see that lady at pump 3? She's got a mild to severe case of Blackbeard's nephew. I'd hate to see what her snatch looks like

Blackbeard's nephew by Ireallydont September 8, 2021

Cenk's Nephew 

noun
A nickname for Hasan Piker, a popular political commentator and Twitch streamer, referencing his familial connection to Cenk Uygur, co-founder of The Young Turks, where Hasan got his start. Used affectionately or mockingly to highlight his rise to fame or his left-wing political takes.

Did you see Cenk's Nephew going off about capitalism on stream last night?

Cenk's Nephew by lovelysunrise June 18, 2025

snephew 

A person who's parents are related.
Typically brother and sister.

Yes Bly has four snephew's .

snephew by PBJay June 7, 2017