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Russian Concussion 

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
Russian Concussion by Seven87 January 16, 2006
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Russian Concussion 

the effects felt the next morning after a long night of drinking vodka.
After the party last night, I woke up feeling nauseaous and had a Russian Concussion.
Russian Concussion by hockeystar11 January 12, 2010

Russian Concussion 

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.
Russian Concussion by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021

Russian Concussion 

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026