When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
by King of 142 October 19, 2004
An absolute beatdown session.
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
by Hugh Jass 2 December 13, 2010
when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.
"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"
by Hysterical January 12, 2005
When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
by jbird1 July 30, 2011
by Hyghry12309 December 24, 2020
when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face
by travis shaw and ty horbinski July 29, 2008
where you take a girl by her pussy lips, sqeeze em together with a pair of vice grips, hold her off the ground by her hair and a piece of rope, shove a sword down her throat and say " what would you do for a klondike bar bitch!"
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
by anonymous47937987394875 September 17, 2008