1:evil little man behind the curtain that feeds bananas to the chimp on the Thone.
2:Minister of propaganda for the chimp; Dr. Donald Gerbels.(of the s.s. fame)
3:a weisel who sends young men to die in a unjust war then has a copy machine sign
his signature to the letter of condolance when they become casualties.
One sick little asswipe who was a nazi s.s doctor in his past life. This sicko should be jailed in Abu Ghraib prison and be abused by a large gay men.
by iggy pop April 4, 2005
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a.) The act of comforting small-minded, insecure white Americans by promising war with smaller, weaker countries of a non-white ethnicity.

b.) To remove citizens 200 year old civil rights under the guise of protection from foreign threats. The act of seizing upon a society's fears in order to push through a fascist agenda.
by John Cocktoastin January 30, 2003
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Verb - when you have to void your bowels and stomach simultaneously, especially in the bathroom of an airplane or other confined quarters. Named because of the peculiar scrunched up look on the face of the Rumsfeld-ee, reminiscent of perpetual facial expression of the politician of the same name.
"Whoa, I thought I could cure my hangover with that breakfast sandwhich from the airport McDonalds but then i totally had to Rumsfeld mid flight"
by Pierre Lachouff August 22, 2011
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Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."
Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
by Ian March 8, 2005
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A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.
1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
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A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.
Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.
by fo shizzle May 26, 2003
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Soviet-style prevaricator
Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.
by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003
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