Rumpire

An undead creature who feeds on the posteriors of unsuspecting prey.

Jackson: Hey, can I eat your ass?

Chris: No way you lousy rotten Rumpire!

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rumpertumskin

A plush lizard doll played with by South Park's Eric Cartman

would you like some more tea Rumpertumskin?

rumpertumskin by Anonymous September 18, 2003

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Another descriptive term for the vagina.

Right about now I would like nothing more than to snurgle her rumpter box.

rumpter box by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

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Noun: a moron, somebody with questionable mental ability. To be a rumpert is to act or speak with intense idiocy and daftness.

Megan was talking about a song which she believed was real. She was being a complete rumpert.

Rumpert by AuntyNana November 24, 2010

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She fell on her rumper bumper and suffered no damage.

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A rumper is the act of fucking the asscrack of your girlfriend and cumming on the crack without penetration into the asshole or pussyhole.

I gave my girl a rumper.

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1. a hooligan
2. a skank/slut
3. a person who hasn't showered in days

1." YOU BLAST-ENDED RUMPERNAUGHTS. GET OFFA MY LAWN."

2. see miley cyrus

3. "DUDE. Take a shower. You're starting to look like a rumpernaught"

rumpernaught by frikkk November 12, 2009

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