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"Jenny and I went home with a tube of Astroglide and Rumph Rumph Rumph!!
by Big Daddy Drew September 20, 2006
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Do not employ this person, he is a Rumphy son of a bitch!
by The Elder November 23, 2004
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a racist word for an black asian jewish person
rodney was the biggest rumph in the whole world
by kankels September 22, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A situation in which your plans flop; dont go as planned
Girl: Yo we be missioning tonight?
Boy: Naw, i got arrested, i have curfew
Girl: Shit, this is a rumph
by madmeat August 10, 2008
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Inactivity, lethargy or laziness
Verb:
"Are you doing anything today?"
"No, I'm just Rumphing/having a bit of a Rumph"

Adjective:
"The cold and the rain made it a slow and Rumphy day"
by Molehill November 03, 2004
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To consume a large portion of food or meal...

Do you want to go rumph?
How was the rumph last night (in this case it would be a meal)
by Nick Dove December 11, 2007
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