"Man it was so hot in bed, you know..."
"How come?"
"I gave my girl the rump roast."
*laughing* "And then?"
"Well... her ass
caught on fire..."
"Really?
That's cool man! Last time I only managd to get my girl to blow all over me."
"And the bed
caught fire as well due to friction."
"Then what happened?"
"My house burned down!"
"All that cos of only a rump roast... hmm, I should be careful then..."