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1.
to shit vigorously
When in noun form:

Person 1: Hey, where's Jason? We're supposed to leave in five minutes!

Person 2: Well...he's in the bathroom...

Person 1: Gah! Why'd he decide to take his daily ruddle now?


When in verb form:

Jason ruddled today like he does every day.
by chadizzlebrochillizlemynizzle November 23, 2008
 
2.
Ruthless destruction with terrible resolve

(When used as a verb, proper usage is "to cause ruddle")
James, stop causing all of that ruddle!

(verb usage): He is causing ruddle by throwing those grenades into his boss's car!
by jmil1080 August 03, 2011
 
3.
Rape Cuddling or forcing a cuddle on someone without their consent.
When Nicole sleeps with Britt she ruddles her at some point in the night.
by Kuhkies April 08, 2013
 
4.
Ruddling stands for rough cuddling. Ruddling is everything in between making out and actually hooking up (having sex). It's used to erase confusion when people have different definitions of hooking up.
I want to ruddle with that person.
I ruddled last night at the party with a guy.
I walked in on two people ruddling.
by Tac12 October 07, 2014
 
5.
A particularly foul-mouthed purveyor of porn and a lover of the artist occasionally known as Hippos.
Can you believe, Ruddles just announced he was "off to give Hippos a fucking good seeing-to"
by The Amazing Living Dicktionary February 11, 2010