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Rubber Ducky 

When your used condom sticks to the floor after a few days of lying there and you go to pull it up and it smacks you in the face.
My mom came over to help me clean and she got a rubber ducky.
Rubber Ducky by Justjen86 July 28, 2018

Rubber Ducky 

a duck-shaped piece of rubber that literally stalks you in the shower
Guy1:time to shower

Rubber Ducky: GO ON, IM WATCHING

ur rubber ducky give sucky 

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.
Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

rubber ducky 

the act of receiving a blowjob while the condom is on the receiver's penis.
The rubber refers to the condom, and the ducky refers to the woman ducking in a bj giving motion.

HAHA you only received a rubber ducky because your girlfriend is christian.
rubber ducky by jewcakes44 November 27, 2011

rubber ducky 

a yellow plastic duck, usu. squeaks, that one can play with in the bathtub.
Usu. very cute and very yellow.
rubber ducky by Cari December 15, 2003

Rubber Ducky 

A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!
The Rubber Ducky Song
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo

((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))
Rubber Ducky by DitzySteph July 1, 2004