Ruben is a wonderful but, mysterious guy. He is usually good at soccer and can speak Spanish. He isn't the type to usually talk about girls and stuff like that. He isn't the type to be rude, he's the type to be nice and not rude like everybody else, he'll only be rude if you are to him. He's the popular nice type.
by cceiina April 18, 2018
One who re introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. Strangely, meeting his lover online, he’s one who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again.
by lover bunny July 24, 2019
Ruben has a HUGE horse cock and he knows it. All the girls want it. He can get any girl he wants and has a great personality, but the best thing about him is the shear girth of his massive and wonderful cock.
by Nignogman November 22, 2021
by pimp89 April 12, 2009
One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.
There's only one example...Ruben himself.
by His Precious February 5, 2010
Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
by rubentj April 21, 2008
A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
by wannabe ruben fucker December 21, 2004