Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.

Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010