I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Rather Having 

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.

Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

Rather Having by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

Dhruv Rathee 

Anybody who claims to be an expert on anything and everything. A person with a huge ego.

I just corrected him and he started yelling at me for no reason whatsoever, he is such a Dhruv Rathee.

Dhruv Rathee by N00bm@ster69 August 9, 2021

Ruatfeli 

An independent girl, who follows her own plan, charming and good judge of people's nature

Ruatfeli have a good sense of humour

Ruatfeli by Ruatfeli September 7, 2020

St Reatham 

Derised from the ptron saint of thieves, who was said to have lived there during the Boer Wars

I live in St Reatham, near the ice rink

St Reatham by Hotfire1984 August 22, 2011