RPG

Acronym - Military: Rape Prevention Goggles/Glasses.

"Bob would've had a chance with that girl, but he had his RPG's on"

by Beavis H. Christ June 29, 2003

RPG

Ratchet Pussy Gangster, basically a gangster, or wannabe gangster who chases the worst pussy in the poontang universe, typically the pussy of whores and hookers.

Man that home boy Marteen is an RPG to the max. He is always chasing that Ratchet ass and Ratchet Pussy, me too, but shit man, I ain't gangster about that Ratchet pussy.

by Chestnut & Hazel April 16, 2019

RPG

Role Playing Game

A video game with Role Playing gameplay.

Final Fantasy VII and Chrono Trigger are great RPGs.

by Robear July 13, 2005

RPG

A rocket propeled grenade.

SOLDIER, PUT AN RPG THROUGH THAT WINDOW!

by Amphillippi February 26, 2010

RPG

You may have thought an RPG was a Role-Playing-Game, or even a Rocket Propelled Grenade. Something fired at tanks, or clustered into an IED. And you'd have been right.

But no longer.

Now it's a Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, or Ridiculously Photogenic Girl. People who have the BSE. The Barney Stinson Effect! Someone who, no matter what situation they are in, are pathologically incapable of taking a Bad Photo,

Did you see so & so fall down the stairs yesterday?

See it!?! I snapped I pic, and that Robot is an RPG!!!

by TZer0 April 6, 2013

RPG

"Rocket propelled grenade"

Similar to a "grenade" but worse. When you have a wing man he can "jump on the grenade". In other words, to distract the ugly best friend but an RPG is so ugly that the only thing a wing man can do is grab his bro and jump out of the way

Bro we have to go you have mad beer goggles on, she's an RPG!

by Greaser19 April 4, 2011

RPG

acronym for rape prevention glasses

official army acronym is remedial prescription glasses

don't were you rpg's when you go out friday night.

My RPG's saved me from being raped at that gay bar I accidentally went to last week.

by KRO_MAGNUM December 17, 2010