royhaddad

A really annoying twat that thinks he invented the bra trick, Usenet and Altairs.

Most people view this man as a cunt.

Oh you are acting like a real Roy Haddad

royhaddad by the maestro February 9, 2004

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Roaddad

A roaddad is the middle age equivalent of a roadman. You rarely get to see a roaddad in the wild as they spend most of their time in their man cave. They're obsessed with football, Top Gear, designer brands, scooters and motorbikes. They'll wear clothes like Adidas tracksuits and trainers, crossbody bags, aviator sunglasses and a beanie when it's cold. They like to go to the pub weekly with their friends Big Dave, Tone and Ratty. Whenever they get the chance, the roof on the convertible is down and Status Quo is blaring, completely embarrassing their teenagers. They use slang like: yo, mate, man and bloody hell.

Roaddad: Hey mate, what lambo are you using for the rally

Roaddad by TedMitchell07 May 1, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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