Royal dick

Someone who’s an extreme asshole, trumping all other asses in the world. They proudly wear the crown of dicks.

Brad is such a royal dick, he thinks he’s all high and mighty just because he gets with a lot of girls.

by Mahninja February 5, 2019

Dick Royale

When you get a Fortnite Victory Royale so good, you bust a nut on your PS4 controller.

Last night I got 5 Dick Royale's. You would not believe the clean up. I even have a sticky trigger.

by Egm2g15 August 2, 2020

battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.

Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.

by I Know Weird Stuff May 6, 2016