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Miami Rowing Club

Commonly referred to as MRC. They are the simple example of how rowing should be. They are the definition of the term winners. Also have you seen there freshman/varsity/novice girls? HOTT! And don't even get me started on their speech patterns. If you ever see them dancing around at a regatta it is because they are performing their awe-inspiring ritual of classiness and you should bow in their presence. NO! they are not getting yelled at by their coach it is a fear inducing strategy!
Glencoco: i hope we win our freshman quad today!
Whitethunder: pssssshhh we don't have a chance! we are racing Miami Rowing Club!

John: dude did you see those girls they're so sexual!
Tony: no shit man they're from MRC!
Miami Rowing Club by Dem Gurls October 21, 2012
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Atomic Rowing Club 

1. To be truely awful at ones sport. More specifically in the field of rowing.

2. See Suck
Wow, I won no races this weekend. I'm almost as bad as Atomic Rowing Club.

Star Rowing Club 

The Uk's premier centre for rowing and sculling, located on The River Great Ouse, Bedford. No other club can live with the sheer talent, brilliance or attractiveness of the club's crews, especially the the junior boys squad. Neighbours, Bedford Modern School and Bedford RC are said to literally shit themselves in sheer terror whenever confronted with a noble Star Club Warrior and local girls schools Dame Alice and BHS can only dream of getting within 10 feet of them! Star Club icons include Giggs, Tempah T and The Dawgz.
Star Rowing Club Member: "Just pulled a 6.00 2k"
Fellow Star Rowing Club Member: "Standard really!"

Rower: "I hear we're racing Star Rowing Club!"
2nd Rower: "Might as well not show up :("
Star Rowing Club by mujhabar December 30, 2010

Miami Rowing Club

A rowing club in Miami, FL also known as MRC. The mens varsity lightweight 8 currently hold the best time for a 2K in the US and the women are nothing to mess with either. When they erg they blast house music and when they race they win.
Girl1: What's all that noise?
Girl2: It's the guys from Miami Rowing Club blasting house music again.
Girl1: They're so cool

Guy1: Who are we racing in today's regatta?
Guy2: Miami Rowing Club
Guy1: We're gonna lose

Miami Rowing Club

The most amazing rowing club in Miami, Florida, and the United States. Commonly known as "MRC." The Miami Rowing Club boasts the hottest Men's Varsity 8+ boat, as well as the best Novice Girls' 8+ in the country. The Novice Girls from MRC are the most beast-like girls around and are always made fun of by jealous people who wish they were that good their Novice Year.
Guy 1: "Who won the most overall gold medals for this regatta?"
Guy 2: "Miami Rowing Club."

Atomic Rowing Club 

These rowers have a high level of determination, the ability to ignore pain and other wonderful personality traits. They are the embodiment of persistence and durability. They work hard to row fast and improve on their skills.
After recording a 2k, the atomic rowing club realized how much their times had improved.

Atomic Rowing Club 

There is nothing like being out on the water with a team as wonderful as this one. They can be silly, but as soon as its time to work they are ready to focus. This team is always smiling and shows good sportsmanship.
I wish I rowed for Atomic Rowing Club!