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Rainbow Roulade 

When you take all the old meats that you have in your fridge and make a roulade out of it. It should retain a fair amount of the rainbow after cooking if it is to be considered authentic.
Wow, to be honest, this is my first time ever having Rainbow Meat and I am so impressed by the oily, metallic chemical flavor. Bon apetit a la Rainbow Roulade!
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masturbation roladex 

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.
As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.

sex roladex 

The imagery you scroll through in your mind including past sex partners or people you imagine having sex with to help you achieve orgasm.
I was getting myself off this morning and Landon came up in my sex roladex. Thought I didn't have any more feelings for him but I was definitely wrong about that.
sex roladex by MayaSutra July 17, 2017

Roulaped 

When you go into a conversation with somebody on chat-roulette and then mid way through they ask to see your genitals, like with no relevance to previous conversation.
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Person 1 : So your from Scotland?

Person 2 : Yup

Person 1 : SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!

Person 2 : erm what?... no

Person 1 : (disconnected)

Person 2: Shit I was just Roulaped!!!!
.....
Roulaped by Jonnerz July 8, 2010
Oh man, that song is roladex
Roladex by Amanda & Jeanette August 12, 2004
a word used to mean awesome or totally cool. Originated on the late show with conan o brien. He used it around an OC castmember, so it would become a new slang word.
Hey man, this party is totally roladex, we're in the cone zone now.
Roladex by Publicly Jon July 1, 2005

masturbation roladex 

A Porno magazine ! What else?
After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
masturbation roladex by choug October 13, 2006