Skip to main content

roosterize 

1. Much like the shocker this sexual act includes the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina. However, as opposed to the shocker, instead of inserting the pinky finger into the anus, the person inserts their ring finger into the woman's anus.
2. The act of a woman's sexual partner inserting his/her index and middle fingers into the woman's vagina with the ring finger being inserted into the woman's anus. Upon removal of the ring finger from the woman's anus, the woman then defecates all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger.
3. The act of a woman defecating all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger after the removal of her partners ring finger from her anus.
Andy roosterized the Puerto Rican chick he was dating and upon removing his ring finger, she subsequently roosterized all over his finger and the sheets.
roosterize by SBDO January 5, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

Roosterteeth 

True veterans of the machinima field, Roosterteeth are the creative geniuses who created the fularious web-series Red VS Blue (based off the Halo series), as well as Strangerhood (based off the Sims). Unlike many fan-based creations, Roosterteeth haven't shown any signs of slowing down over the years; to this day, they continue to roll out hilarious comedy that gives them their well-deserved reputation for being comedy geniuses. They're also credited for producing the brief P.A.N.I.C.S series ("People Acting Normal in Crazyass Situations"), for the F.E.A.R game; and while PANICS was only brief, it did deliver a good laugh. However, Roosterteeth have forever remained most famous for their work in Red VS Blue, which continues to be widely regarded as one of the funniest things on the Internet.
Church (Red VS Blue): "Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life."

Check out their work at http://www.roosterteeth.com.
Roosterteeth by Alhadis July 26, 2008

Roosterish

1. To be unjustly proud or boastful while telling stories that are of poor quality.

2. To constantly attempt to top a friend's stories
I don't care how your cat died. I was talking about my father's passing. Stop being so roosterish.
Roosterish by Matthew R. Gordon July 24, 2010

roosterfest 

An epic weekend celebrated by girls only who consume large amounts of alcohol while dressing in bohemian clothing who have agreed to "Fight Club" rules. Also known as a weekend getaway.
Can't wait until we get turnt at roosterfest.
roosterfest by Stevie N. January 14, 2017

roostering 

Simultaneously vomiting and shitting at the same time.
I had stomach flu, so I ended up roostering all weekend.
roostering by egocentrism04 February 28, 2011

roosterhead 

a man who gives blowjobs.
a homosexual man who likes to gives felatio
gay jim sucked off the whole damn team! what a roosterhead!
roosterhead by orion666 April 25, 2008

roosterteeth 

See cockbite.
See www.redvsblue.com for useage information.
roosterteeth by Anonymous July 25, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next