after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times
by mike b December 15, 2003
When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.
I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.
by bigballsballinballroomandcouch July 28, 2010
when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet
by chummy(your moms lover) April 15, 2003
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by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020
An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
by Raws Dye January 3, 2021